1. Florida does not believe in road signs. If you're looking for Merritt Island Drive (or whatever it is) so that you can get to the manatee boat, there will neither be signs for Merritt Island Drive nor the manatee boat. This means you will not get to go on the manatee boat and you'll have to entertain your nieces in some other way while your sister and brother-in-law are being space geeks.
2. If you're looking for another way to entertain your nieces, ask the gas station people about putt-putt. They'll look really confused if you ask them if there's a mini-golf place around.
3. Dinosaurs did exist. If you don't believe me, look at the size of some of the pterodactyl-type birds they have down there, like the Big Black Scary Birds of Death.
4. The phrase is apparently "See you later, crocodile," according to the little boy on my plane.
6 comments:
cute :) (the boy on the plane)
They don't have mini golf in Florida??
they do, they just call it putt-putt and apparently have never heard it called anything else
weirdos...
Boston and Chattanooga have unnavigatable streets, too.
And I'm very sorry you missed the manatees.
Maybe the boy had actually seen an alligator and didn't care to see it later.
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