i received this text message:
Beware of wild chinchilla monkeys with candy corn hats!
as i am as concerned about your well-being as the sender was of mine, i thought i should pass the warning along. so watch your backs; they could come creeping up behind you en masse, which would be scary both because you wouldn't see them coming and because it would be french.
oh, but side note: apparently wild chinchilla monkeys in bowlers are completely harmless.
3 comments:
:D It reminds me of those zombie traffic signs a while back. :) Also, you sound very snickety in this post. :)
Oh, and thank you for the warning. I will be on the lookout.
I'll be wary. Thank you.
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