Monday, January 26, 2009

dear mr. (or is it ms. - i honestly can't tell) sitting next to me,

please stop chewing your gum so loudly.
sincerely,
lucy

4 comments:

chelleybutton said...

Oh, that's too bad that you can't tell. :(

Celeste said...

Women in their 60s (particularly fat women, although I don't know why) tend to chomp their gum. I guess the stereotype of girls in the 1950s chomping gum must have been true.

Celeste said...

Also, I don't know that I've ever heard a man chomping gum. So I'm guessing Pat is a woman.

lucy said...

good point